Smokey Behr's Infamous .Sig File


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Notable Quotables:

If you talk about race, it does not make you a racist.
If you see distinctions between the genders, it does not make you sexist.
If you think critically about a denomination, it does not make you anti-religion.
If you accept but donít celebrate homosexuality, it does not make you a homophobe.
Charlton Heston, 16 Feb 1999, Speech to Harvard Law School.

"The biggest problem with gun-control laws is that those who are intent on
harming others, and especially those who plan to commit suicide, are
the least likely to obey them." --John R. Lott, University of Chicago
fellow in law and economics.

"The danger to a free society is not the guns owned by the citizens but an unconstrained government.... An armed society is a self-governing society, just as a disarmed people are vulnerable to arbitrary power of every kind." --Llewellyn H. Rockwell, Jr.

Web Quotes: wrote in message# <6j7j4b$flm$>
"fuck you! i have probaly got more education than U. u must be jealous of it because we can do as much with it as u
can¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿ also bet ur dick aint as long
as a key on ur keyboard" wrote in message# <6jfenu$m5r$>
"i have no idea what in the hell that meant. and if you r calling me a
bitch< I AM and proud of it"

"Lord" Gilbert T. Sullivan wrote in message#
"Hey! I'm out to win the fuckhead of the year award."

JOJO <JOJO@MOT.SPS.COM> wrote in message# <35A9D3BD.6F6E@MOT.SPS.COM>
about Jason "Jazz" Irwin and my comments about Netiquette:

My dear Smee <> wrote in message # <> defending my honor against those that would impune me: "No no no no nononononono Do not shoot the Behr!! He's truly one of the good guys! See the white hat!!" shows his displeasure with a cascade in message # <6ojit0$k98$> by saying: "SHUT
uP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHY
DO YOU PPL DO THIS KRAP?????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ITS RETARDED@!!!
GROW UP!!!!!!!!!!1" (METALL9786) showed his superior intellect and typing ability in message #  <>:
thats pretty goddamn low when you have to make fun of people the way 10 year
olds make fun of eachother. and as far as i am concerned, your just saying that
this kid has all the problems you have\had as a kid. think before you

Then (METALL9786) showed us just how weak of a mind he has in message # <>: hot damn!! i just can't quit laughing at your immature little comments. a person who makes fun of someone for NO REASON is weak-minded. now, that doesn't say much about you.
Last updated 3/20/00